Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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