I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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