i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Vodka?
Forever.
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She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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