i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
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