ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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