No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
