So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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