We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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