Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
