she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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