so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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