Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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