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• (325): View more from Texas

  I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

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• (512): View more from Texas

  im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.

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• (530): View more from California

  Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories

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• (209): View more from California

  you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.

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