it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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