And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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