My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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