Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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