We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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