I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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