I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
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Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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