Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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