I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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