i already hear my dad disowning me
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
