I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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