they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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