he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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