Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
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if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
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