You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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