sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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