Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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