i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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