im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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