but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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