so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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