I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
handjob tips. give me some.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I forgot how hot balto sounded
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
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