So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick