yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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