Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Randomize
