he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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