Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
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Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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