It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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