you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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