am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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