i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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