Walk of Shame. In a state park.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
it's great music for shaving your balls
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
did i walk over a car last night?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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