He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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