had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
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never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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its like you know when i get waxed
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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