We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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