i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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