I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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