I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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