There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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