I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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