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what?
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margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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