Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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