Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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