sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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