The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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